partial (relevant) translation from annya’s ameblo tonight.. Uh Annya, I’m worse than Airi. I use no emoticons at all and perfect spelling and grammar. LOL

BTW the tone of Airi’s mails is super-informal, straightforward and very very boyish. It’s kinda really adorable, I think…

mahoushoujoari:

Before starting with the usual MC regarding a specific topic, Rie greets the audience, says this is the first time for her to properly stand on a theatre’s Stage as an SKE member and introduces herself.
After saying she took part in a special version of the unit called “Nice to meet you”, Rie says that, after all, there’s a lot she still doesn’t know about SKE, so Mizuki suggests everyone to talk about SKE’s rules.


Mizuki: Come on, everyone, let’s say some SKE rule!
Airi: SKE rule…? Do we have some?
Rena: The fact that we keep our hair black.
Mizuki: Nice, you’re conform to the rule. (to Rie)
Rie: And here I was thinking about dying them next year…T_T
Jurina: No! You can’t!
Rie: I see… Well, I guess I’ll keep them black for a while.

Jurina: Me!! *rises hand*
Mizuki: What, Jurina?
Jurina: Another thing is the fact that we work in order to make our dance moves match precisely from every angle during lessons!
Rie: That’s amazing. After the times I had the pleasure to take part in your lessons I can say for sure that your enthusiasm and passion are very well conveyed!
Mizuki: We work in a very detailed way! 
Airi: It sounds scary if it’s Mizuki saying it…

Mizuki: Anna, do you have something to say?
Anna: Yes!! Everytime we receive food from the staff, we’re only able to take our portion after Masana has done with hers.
Masana: That’s not true!!
Anna: There’s a particular episode regarding this! If we talk about newcomers, in our case it’s 5th gen members, right? Well…Once, when we received the food provisions Masana went all like “Ahhh, food!! I want to eat!!” and, as a 5th gen member was about to take something to eat, another member stopped her saying “No, wait…Masana-san hasn’t done yet!!”
Masana: Ah but…it’s only 5th gen members doing that kind of things, okay? Members from other generations don’t act like that so there’s nothing to worry about.
Rie: Y-you really eat a lot, don’t you?
Rena: Yeah, she eats a lot…
Manasa: Not that much…
Rena: …even though she’s so thin!
Rie: Right, she’s really thin!
Mizuki: Stop saying you don’t eat that much! You do!!

Mizuki: Churi, what about you? Do you have a rule to say?
Churi: Well…let’s go with this. Maybe it just happens with new girls joining SKE but anyway, no matter how much they might like Rena-san, no matter how huge fans of Rena-san they might be…they would NEVER go talk to her when she’s alone in a corner.
Rena: Eh? Does something like that really happen?
Churi: Yeah, they might feel that’s your private space.
Rena: Hm, I think nobody ever came to talk to me…
Churi: They’re all trying to be considerate.
Mizuki: There really are members doing that!! Even among the 5th gen ones! She’s a Rena-fan so I don’t really remember her but once a 5th gen girl came to me, asking “Mizuki-saaan, please teach me how to dance!” wearing Rena’s birthday T-shirt, so I went like “Forget it!!”
Rie: Poor girl, you should’ve thaught her!
Mizuki: It was way too impertinent of her to come wearing Rena’s shirt and asking me to teach her like that!!!
Airi: But there’s actually a lot of them, right?
Rena: Ah, true, there are a lot of 5th gen members wearing my Birthday T-shirt…
Rie: Hey, she’s boasting!!
Mizuki: You’re boasting, aren’t you!?
Rie: Meaning that nobody wears Kuwabara’s one, right?
Mizuki: Hey! But it’s true!
Jurina: Come on, don’t worry, soon the 6th generation’s going to join!

Mizuki: Do you have something to say, Airi?
Airi: You know how Jurina often tells puns, right? Well, a rule is to manage to fix the atmosphere right after Jurina tells a pun…
Rie: Like choosing whether to follow and laugh or to react coldly…?
Airi: Or laughing in a bit perplexed way like this.
Rie: I see!
Jurina: Well, I often feel like they only laugh out of kindness…
Mizuki: But it’s amazing! Even though the 5th gen members looks like they feel the duty not to laugh, they always laugh like this when Jurina says even the least funny pun in the world.
Jurina: That’s terrible!
Mizuki: Yeah, they should learn how to laugh in a more convincent way.
Airi: THAT!?

Anna: I have something to say!! What Kuwabara Mizuki says is always absolute!
Mizuki: That’s not true!! It’s the people surrounding me that make it look that way! It’s not like I feel like a boss or something!!!
Rie: Well…I’m not sure…but you sure feel like the leader of some young crimina group!
*Members go like “Ahhh” in agreement”
Mizuki: What’s with all these “Ahhh”s!?

Airi: Also…that, right? The fact that we try as much as we can not to look at Nakanishi when she changes outfits.
Rena: That’s true!
Rie: B-but why’s that?
Airi: Hm…dunno, it just happens.
Rena: Like…what if she’s of the other gender?
Airi: It would be a problem if something like that were to be found out, so…
Rie: I see, I see. It’s also important to pretend not to see.

Mizuki: Lastly, let’s say the most important rule of them all. There’s a greeting we do everytime on the stage after lessons or rehearsals, no matter how covered in sweat we might be. 
Members: Yeah! True!
Mizuki: So, let’s line up.
Mizuki: Roll call! 1!
Anna: 2
Masana: 3
Jurina: 4
Rena: 5
Akane: 6
Airi: 7
Everyone(but Rie): YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rena: That’s what we do. Well, you still don’t know about it and we’re currently 63 members…
Churi: … so you’ll be the 64th.
Rena: We do it everytime.
Jurina: Right.
Rie: Are you serious??
Masana: Yeah! We do it!
Rie: But I’ve never seen it, not even in a making off or something!
Mizuki: Well then, let’s do another version with Kitahara-san.
Jurina: Yeah, let’s do it.

Mizuki: Roll call! 1!
Anna: 2
Masana: 3
Rie: 4
Jurina: 5
Rena: 6
Akane: 7
Airi: 8
Everyone: YAAAAAA!


That’s all :) Next is time to go on with the performance.

ah you translated my request!! thank you so much Ari-chan ^_____^ this was a fun MC talk and finally i can understand it better now ^^ they are dorks lol XD 

this is a MUST watch/read XD